Oh, to have a bookmuncher's life!

The thing I hate most about bookmunchers is that they get to lie around all day and munch ... Once they find a book, they just wedge themselves into the cover or the pages or the spine and spend all their time sleeping and munching.  That would be like me finding a giant double cheese pizza somewhere hidden, and just spent all my time chewing on it and sleeping ... Oh, to have a bookmuncher's life!