No.7

Dug into an old box of books, files and papers, and what did I find sitting there on top of all the papers … yes, indeed bookmuncher number 7.

I am appealing to our president to declare war on bookmunchers.  I believe that they have WMDs (Weapons of Munching Desctruction) are being trained and accommodated in _______ (insert country that you would like to have random unjustified war declared upon) and therefore gives us ample justification for the attack.